PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And